It can be used to generate some pre-Christmas magic for a child speaking to Santa before the big day, or it may be a handy tool to get naughty kids to behave. Home Christmas letter from Santa Christmas naughty or nice report. Jan 04, Christina rated it did not like it. If you love cynicism and sarcasm go for it, if not, skip this one. While I love to take a humorous look at the holidays now and again think - Santaland Diaries this book felt a little forced as time went on. You thought you could play Santa Claus. What I thought would be a quick five minute browse through the book ended up lasting over an hour as we passed I gave it 5 stars because it kept everyone at a family dinner laughing the whole time!
I know you have a lot of requests at this time of year, but I think that my accomplishments set me above the crowd. Just make sure that it arrives before December 10, because the North Pole can get pretty busy! Nick must have serious bedroom skills to convince you to leave your family and friends for the cold middle of nowhere. I was packing up my sleigh today, all ready to bring you coal because of how naughty you've been. This Letter from Santa belongs to these categories:
Our source today, Sharon, has been writing as Santa for 30 years. Thank you if I discover a puppy in a box under a tree. Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. He even curses sometimes! I don't know if my family has laughed this much in quite a while - at least not because of a book! But little kids don't know that. A handwritten letter makes it just a little more personal and convincing, and it will really make kids feel special.
If you loved this article and want more content like this, support our site with a visit to our Contribution Page. If you give it to me, I promise not to let Chloe come between me and my husband. Write a note to your elf or Santa apologizing for touching your elf. You know, some of my friends come and practice sitting in my chair while I am out feeding my reindeer. Part of her job is trying to keep that naive sense of magic alive for one or two more years.